Bistros are remarkable in that they somehow manage to be both fancy and casual at the same time, much like a necktie with Taz on it. Feel gussied up without too much fuss with today’s Groupon to Janice a bistro in Ho-Ho-Kus. Choose between the following options:

• For $35, you get dinner for two Saturday–Sunday (up to an $85 value).
• For $35, you get dinner for two Monday–Friday (up to an $85 value).</p>

For either option, the three courses include:

• One appetizer (up to a $17 value)
• Two entrees (up to a $60 value)
• One dessert (up to an $8 value)</p>

Janice a bistro’s culinary artists paint dinnerware canvases with sauce-soused pastas, seafood spreads, and meat-centric entrees from a dinner menu brimming with traditional Italian American fare. Commence luxurious chow downs with any listed appetizer—from PEI mussels in a tomato-garlic and chorizo broth to Ketel One bloody mary oysters reclining on half-shell La-Z-Boys—before tackling one of the hearty main courses, such as a pork chop stuffed with Italian cheeses and soused with a madeira wine sauce, or a succulent bistro burger elegantly robed with your choice of cheese and straddled with a sidekick of pomme frites. Then, draw dinners to a close with dessert, anchoring sweet-seeking teeth in slabs of key-lime pie or a chocolate bundt cake with warm chocolate ganache. Additionally, the accommodating kitchen staff can tailor many of the meals to suit gluten-free, dairy-free, and molten-lava-free diets.

Janice regales the retinas of relaxed dinner guests with a kaleidoscopic full-wall mural and dark wood paneling, cultivating an elegant and cozy ambiance ideal for casual dates, lively family celebrations, and stately staring contests. The bistro is BYOB, so visitors can feel free to bring along a bottle of their favorite sippable.