Much like marbles, human bodies must be buffed and polished until perfectly smooth to successfully compete for one another. Enter the social ring with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of hair, nail, and waxing services at Novel Hair Salon & Spa.

Novel Hair Salon & Spa's professional team of stylists and aestheticians transforms clients from toes to noses with impeccable grooming. Face-framing haircuts for women ($30+), men ($23+), and tykes under 10 ($12+) begin with a scalp massage before removing burdensome locks, freeing up load-bearing capacity for 20-gallon hats and heavy thoughts. Coloring services include a 10-foil color splash ($15+) to subtly ramp up a coiffure's contrast. Nail services draw from a palette of more than 200 Zoya professional polishes to emblazon fingertips ($17+), flip-flop holders ($37+), and priceless coin collections. Or smooth down stretches of skin with a half-leg ($15+), bikini ($20+), or facial ($8+) wax from Novel Hair Salon & Spa's friendly beauty mavens.