Like a high-school football game, laundry day forces otherwise fashionable people to don ill-fitting pants, cutoff shirts, and mascot heads. Tackle your hamper with today’s Groupon to Boxgrove Cleaners in Markham. Choose from the following options:

• For $10, you get $25 worth of eco-friendly dry cleaning, alteration, and laundry services.
• For $119, you get a wedding-dress cleaning (a $249 value).
• For $169, you get a wedding-dress cleaning, preservation, and packaging service (a $339 value).
  
  

Boxgrove Cleaners’ talented fabric technicians restore dirtied and worn garments to struttable splendour with an array of eco-friendly washing, dry-cleaning, and alteration services. Using no water and the toxin-free cleansing power of Green Earth products, staffers avoid damaging delicate fabrics and short-circuiting boom-box T-shirts as they dry-clean pants ($4.99) and full suits ($12.99). Alternatively, customers can request water’s sudsing capabilities in wash-and-fold laundry services for all garments ($3/pound). Resident tailors hem runaway cuffs on trousers ($8.99) or equip jackets and coats with new zippers ($1/inch) to fend of curious breezes.

Boxgrove’s detail-oriented cleaners can also refresh a prized wedding dress by extracting yellowing dust and de-staining stains, restoring gowns to their pre-cake-toss purity. Extra preservation care paired with a handsome packaging service can extend the fabric’s lifespan for future generations to appreciate. While staff evict dust and grime and repair general wear, guests can wait and sip on free coffee.