Phase 2: Two Weeks of Wear
No chip manicure
Maybe because I don't get out much, I was genuinely amazed by the durability of no-chip polish. It didn't chip, it stayed shiny, and the base edge of the polish never got raggedy, even as the nail grew out. I think this stuff is mined in space. The longevity of the polish definitely helped justify the fact that no chip manicure prices are typically a bit more steep than traditional manicure prices.
Regular manicure
I love regular manicures, but they were definitely outclassed in this contest. One of my fingers got hugely smudged, all because I put it (very daintily) in my pocket on the way home from the salon. I schlepped back to get it retouched, for free, so as not to give no-chip an unfair advantage, but the regular polish still started peeling off before the two-week mark.
Phase 3: Removal
No-chip manicure
Removing no-chip polish generally requires a return trip to the salon. It was free (cool!) but, in my case, also inconvenient and uncomfortable in a way that is hard to explain. There was just a lot of … scraping. First the tech scraped the surface of my nails with an emery board, to break up the shiny seal. Later after an acetone soak, more scraping, this time with an orange stick (which looks and feels like dental instrument), to actually remove the polish. It took nearly half an hour. It doesn't hurt, but at the same time I will never think, "Man, I miss those scraping feelings."
Regular manicure
I took it off at home with some nail-polish remover. It took five minutes. Which left plenty of time for chip eating.