1. SWORD FIGHTING GYMS ARE REAL GYMS!
In actuality, this regal realm I wandered into is the first floor of Forteza Fitness, a multilevel gym in Chicago dedicated to both modern methods of fitness training and the old ways of the sword. They practice the latter form of alternative fitness during boot camps and fitness classes, whipping students into Marine-like—or perhaps knightly—shape. Their expertise lies in teaching real, ancient techniques of fighting opponents with bladed weapons. This specialty even shapes their medieval boot camps, which is what I chose to attend instead of a more traditional sword fighting class.
When I walked in, three men were already at work scaling a cargo net suspended near the back of the gym. A trainer, Jesse Kulla, greeted me pleasantly at the front desk. I scribbled through my paperwork quickly, eager to start stretching and warming up for what Jesse described as "a real slobber-knocker."
2. MEDIEVAL WORKOUTS CAN INCLUDE BURPEES.
To start the class, Jesse and fitness director Keith Jennings had us pair up. They then overviewed the day's strength and conditioning workout, pausing to demo any unfamiliar exercises. Keith performed one particularly devilish move called the burpee pull-up: he laid chest-down on the floor, leapt upward to complete a pull-up on a bar above him, then returned to his prostrate starting position. Alternative fitness or not, you'll still recognize some familiar moves in this fitness training regimen: the class began with 30 regular burpees before we moved on to those burpee pull-ups.
My partner and I proceeded in no particular order, simply trying to give our arms a rest between stabilization pushups, pull-ups, and cargo-net climbs. It seemed to be an intimidating number of exercises that were listed on the chalkboard, but we finished in about 45 minutes, as did most of our classmates. Then, we moved on to the martial-arts portion of the day.