Picasso once said, “Nothing is certain but death and taxes,” and now that most people are living forever, it’s only taxes that are unavoidable. Today’s Groupon to 1800Accountant.com lets you tackle a necessary evil without relying on your father or elementary math skills to fill out the requisite forms. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get a personal tax preparation (a $300 value).
• For $125, you get a business tax preparation (a $500 value).
  
  

The certified public accountants at 1800Accountants dedicate their number-plundering noggins performing comprehensive tax services for individuals and small businesses, transforming an often-frustrating chore into a swift, headache-free experience. Once clients decide to vanquish their tax-time trepidations by enlisting the services of a licensed and insured CPA, they sit back as the professional grooms W-2s and sends them sailing through the Internal Revenue Service’s hoops with the ease of a circus tiger rubbed in suet.

On the telephone, accountants can help clients to file or answer any lingering questions. Business owners can use 1800Accountants’s website for a host of suites that make preparing for filing or managing assets online an apple pie–scented breeze.