According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and cheeseburgers. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon to 2 Dogs Pub. Choose between the following options:

• For $7, you get $15 worth of any breakfast (served Saturdays and Sundays) or lunch items on the menu. Items range from $5.99 to $10.99.

• For $16, you get lunch or dinner for two (up to a $33.45 value), which includes:
  • One appetizer (up to a $7.49 value)
  • Two entrees (up to a $10.99 value each)
  • Two sodas (up to a $1.99 value each)

2 Dogs Pub silences stomach rumbles with pub provender, including 16 varieties of customizable burgers to a lineup of hearty weekend breakfasts. Kick off midday meals with ale-battered onion rings, or venture wingward with regular or boneless wings tossed in one of seven sauces from sweet teriyaki to pyromaniacal firestarter. The public house trots out 16 different burgers, ready for customizing with a choice of meat, including ground turkey and chipotle-black-bean as well as extra toppings such as bacon, portobello mushrooms, or fried egg. Tuck into the bleu monkey burger, stocked with bleu cheese, bacon, and a fried onion ring; or catch up on the classics with the iliad, a Grecian-style culinary tour through a sea of goat cheese, fields of kalamata olives, and trojan horses stuffed with cucumber and oregano. Early risers can tear through fluffy layers of buttermilk biscuits, dressed in a humble frock of country sausage gravy, or dive mouth-first into a scrambled mash-up of mexican chorizo and eggs topped with cheese served with hash browns and a side of signature salsa.

In addition to a.m. comestibles, Saturday morning breakfasters can enjoy English Premier League games aired on 2 Dogs Pub's tubes, while Sunday's visitors benefit from the pub's NFL RedZone subscription.