Before the invention of scissors, hair could only be shortened via naturally occurring escalator snags and inevitable bonfire curiosity. Snip strands the newfangled way with today's Groupon: for $13, you get a haircut at 4:59 Barber Lounge (a $26 value) located in Indy Metro. Winner of a City Voter "Best Barber" award, 4:59 Barber Lounge caters to the modern man with expertly crafted haircuts, therapeutic massage, skincare, and hand and foot grooming. Your appointment will begin with a consultation, then a sorceress will shampoo and condition your head grass before scissoring away unwanted strands. You will then receive a neck and tongue shave, an eyebrow trim, and a styling lesson to ensure you will achieve hair nirvana again at home. Wandering eyes can focus on a mitten-knitting match on the personal flat screen TVs above each leather barber chair.

Reviews

For three years running, CityVoters placed 4:59 Barber Lounge in the top five for best barbers and reviewers give it a perfect five-star average. Four Yelpers also give it five stars.

• The most relaxing grooming experience you will ever have. The concept and service is way ahead of it's [sic] time. – Mikey22, CityVoter
• The place where everyone knows your name, and what you like to drink and what you like to watch on TV. Calm relaxing atmosphere, friendly people and a great haircut. – JimboIndy, CityVoter