Hair has an annoying habit of growing all over the body, which not only looks funny, but also makes it nearly impossible to painlessly remove band-aids or emerge unscathed from a vat of honey. Conquer uncooperative haircoats with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area at 4u Hair and Spa in River Forest (up to an $834 value). Valid treatment areas include:

• Limited bikini line (an $834 value)
• Underarms (an $834 value)
• Areolae (a $600 value)
• Hands (a $600 value)
• Feet (a $600 value)
• Upper lip (a $594 value)
• Chin (a $594 value)
• Sideburns (a $594 value)

At 4u Hair and Spa, a licensed MD guides a Lumenis LightSheer laser over unwanted fuzz to disable it at the follicle level. Several treatments zap the hair at all stages of its growth cycle, causing it to gradually fade. Clients should expect the laser to cause a sensation akin to that caused by an immature secret admirer—the light snap of a rubber band. Patients typically observe a 20%–35% reduction in the appearance of hair after the first treatment, and a 90% reduction after the sixth.

Though 4u Hair and Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.