Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 75-minute massage of your choice at A New Day Spa in Holladay (a $99 value).

In a tranquil atmosphere, A New Day Spa's licensed massage therapists offer soothing spa treatments that relieve forms worn by everyday life. Clients can choose from a dizzying array of massages including A New Day massage, the spa's signature rubdown that mixes reflexology, deep-tissue, and Swedish styles to transform knotted muscles into smooth bliss-batter. The hot-stone massage balances body and mind with a tag team of rejuvenating human touch and warm-stone therapy instead of an anxiety inducing duo of Ric Flair and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Reawaken youthful façades like a flock of cuckoo clocks with the Desert Oasis massage, during which a skilled therapist gently exfoliates away tired skin cells before transporting bodies to a peaceful plane of existence with a warm oil massage.