Like paper shredders, cars run best when oiled regularly and should never be operated by fish that haven’t thoroughly read the instruction manual. Keep parts moving smoothly with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a VIP card for seven oil changes and more (a $59.95 value) at AAA Car Care Centers, operated by AAA Tidewater Virginia, with locations in Norfolk, Virginia Beach, Hampton, Suffolk, and Chesapeake.

The AAA VIP card elevates automobiles with quality care, inspections, and oil changes. Requiring no membership, this AAA package grants cars exclusive access to five separate auto shops. Owners may gift their vehicles with seven life-sustaining draughts of nonsynthetic oil during seven visits. Card carriers also get three Virginia-state inspections to keep auto bodies in tip-top shape, three complete tire rotations, three flat tire/slow leak repairs, and three front- and rear-brake inspections. An air-conditioning inspection helps keep four-wheeler interiors hospitable during heat waves or lava leaping contests. VIP-ers also get access to complimentary shuttle rides, discounts on of regular-priced maintenance services, and three years following the first use to take advantage of it all. See this flier for a complete list of card benefits and discounted services.