Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Rejuvenate exquisite ensembles with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of dry-cleaning, tailoring, and laundry services at AAA Organic Dry Cleaners in Hoboken. Pickup and delivery services are included for Weehawken, Jersey City, and Hoboken.

The friendly staff of AAA Organic Dry Cleaners whisks bags of dirty duds away for quick cleaning before returning them to their rightful owners. Revivify two-piece suits for both ladies and gents ($10) or prepare for a pantless affair by cleaning a suit jacket or blazer alone ($6.50). Just-unpacked winter-wear benefits from a thorough sweater cleaning ($4.95+), readying them to be worn atop freshly finessed ladies' blouses ($4.95+). Dresses sing a twirly tune after stain-busting ($10), allowing the wearer to display stems in style. Dress shirts can be laundered and pressed ($1.75) or dry-cleaned ($4.50), creating office wear as crisp as a Granny Smith apple costume. Customers can also hem errant edges ($12+) to further upgrade ensembles and allow the captains of clean to scale laundry mountains with wash-and-fold services ($1/lb.; 10-lb. minimum).