Like a company-wide cage match, a tattoo requires a high pain threshold, lots of barbed wire, and shelter from the boss's view. Get executive-level ink with today's Groupon to Aardvark Tattoo Company. Choose between the following options:

• For $60, you get one hour of tattoo artwork (a $120 value).
For $99, you get two hours of tattoo artwork (a $240 value).

Licensed tattoo artists Paul Thomas and Risa Stevens wield expert skill and an artful eye to adorn bodies with vibrant custom designs within Aardvark Tattoo Company's immaculate studio. With a light and rapid touch, the ink augurs cover skin in elegant lines, vivid colors, and, upon customer request, quantum algorithms using only disposable needles and double-sterilized equipment that keep epidermal canvases clean and healthy. Every piece begins with a preliminary consultation, allowing clients to share their vision and for artists to offer suggestions and advice about design, color, and location. Once the branding plan is in place, tat tycoons can draw inspiration from a range of sources including an in-studio library, the Internet, and the inkee's own images to forge a masterpiece worthy of a lifelong place on the body ($50 deposit required if the piece requires a drawing). Otherwise, guests can opt to have existing tattoos extended or enhanced, employing artisans to darken faded lines, complete half sleeves, or replicate full stanzas pulled from Robert Frost's tattoo.