If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon to Absolutely Clean. Choose from the following options:

• For $40, you get $80 worth of exterior cleaning services.
• For $50, you get a gutter cleaning for a one- or two-story house up to 1,000 square feet (a $100 value).
• For $112, you get a gutter cleaning for a one- or two-story house up to 2,000 square feet (a $225 value).
• For $175, you get a gutter cleaning one- or two-story house up to 3,000 square feet (a $350 value).
  
  

Absolutely Clean’s gutter-purging professionals expunge grime from domestic aqueducts within 20 miles of Grand Rapids. Regular gutter maintenance helps to prevent mold growth or water damage to the first-century apocryphal scrolls that cushion your souvenir shot-glass collection. Absolutely Clean's polite experts are equipped with everything they need to quickly purge gutters of leaves, mud, and trash. Depending on the square footage of the house, the entire process takes between one and three hours, freeing up homeowners to spend their valuable outdoor time digging up the prehistoric beast buried in the backyard. Absolutely Clean can also deliver other home-maintaining services including window cleaning, roof algae removal, and power washing.