If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's deal: for $85, you get three laser hair- removal treatments (up to a $450 value) at Advanced Aesthetics, a med-spa on Rainbow Boulevard. This Groupon can be used for treatments on any one area of your choice, with exception to the arms, legs, back, and chest.

Under the expert supervision of Mary Sullivan-Bryan, RN, the medically minded professionals at Advanced Aesthetics refine clients' facades safely and effectively. During laser hair- removal treatments, the specialists wield power over high-tech diode beams and bi-polar radio frequencies, applying them to follicle farms in need of harvesting. Because the laser technology disables strands at their source, the treatments offer long-lasting relief to the rogue-whisker burdened, rendering regular shaving, waxing, and sandblasting unnecessary.

The number of treatments required for permanent hairlessness varies depending on each client's hair type, skin color, and the treatment area, but in general, a series of six treatments does the trick. Opportunely, customers can purchase two of today's deal to ensure enduring results. Call to schedule your first appointment, and before you know it, your skin will be as smooth as the surface of a tranquil lake at twilight but without skinny-dipping lovebirds constantly frolicking on it.

Reviews

Citysearchers award Advanced Aesthetics an average of five stars.

• Everyone who works there is very nice and I feel very comfortable having services done. A very professional, yet 'stylie' place to be. – Lindsay Watt, Citysearch
• Not only is the state-of-the art salon, med-spa amazing, but the ambiance is fabulous! – hwatt