Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $110, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Advanced Laser & Electrolysis, which has locations in Greensboro and High Point. Men can expel unwanted hairs from the neck (a $480 value), forearms ($720), or shoulders ($720). Females can evict stray strands from the bikini line ($636), lip and chin ($780), or underarms ($480).

At Advanced Laser & Electrolysis, thirty-year hair-subtraction veteran Trudy Brown helms a squad of professional, friendly specialists dedicated to safely and efficiently removing fuzz from all skin types. After a consultation, a trained laser specialist will select either the Cutera CoolGlide ND:YAG Laser or LightSheer Diode Laser to best depilate your pelt. Then, he or she will direct the gentle beam of light that passes through skin and into the follicles for long-lasting hairlessness.

Though once useful for intimidating the predatory cactus and surviving long winters of Coach reruns, most body hairs have overstayed their evolutionary welcome. The helpful staff at either of the two convenient Advanced Laser & Electrolysis locations will willingly answer any questions on the procedure. Call to make an appointment.

This Groupon is for new clients only.