Like a regrettable romantic suitor, unwanted facial hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon to Advanced Laser Clinic of Modesto. Choose between two options:

• For $99, you get five laser hair-removal treatments good for either anterior or posterior necks, chins, hands, or underarms (a $699 value) and 20% off any purchase of Obagi Medical products.
• For $50, you get five laser lip-hair-removal treatments (a $499 value) and 20% off any purchase of Obagi Medical products.

With today's deal, patients can tame tyrannical hairs on lips, chins, underarms, or necks or let laser-hair-removal experts tackle beastly bikini zones and pay the $30 difference. Advanced Laser Clinic of Modesto removes hair using the FDA-approved LightSheer Diode Laser System with a patented ChillTip that cools sensitive skin before, during, and after each laser pulse to minimize pain and discomfort. Although results vary, each treatment typically reduces unwanted follicle feistiness by 20% and improves your skin's chances of being compared to a baby's bottom.