Numerous ecological regulations impact our fish, yet few volunteers are interested in doing the hard work of registering them to vote. Canvass your local waterways with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a full-day kayak or stand-up paddleboard rental, plus an umbrella, two chairs, and parking for the day, at Adventure Water Sports, Inc. (an $88.44 value).

Adventure Water Sports, Inc. facilitates aquatic escapades with its fleet of wave-worthy vehicles and beach-time niceties. Spend a full day striking dramatic poses atop a paddleboard or collecting water specimens in a kayak (a $53 value), paddling, balancing, and navigating the scenic shoreline of Fort Myers Beach. A stand-up paddleboard rental puts a single rider astride a buoyant board armed with a big, flat-ended stick, and the kayaking option gives solo or paired riders a floating stage on which they can show off their paddling talent.

Before setting out on the sparkly waterscape, the safety-focused and family-friendly staff will impart detailed safety instructions regarding vessel operation and how to search for dolphins to befriend, snuggle, and interrogate about all the fish that went missing last week. Once aboard your trusty aqua steed, explore as much or as little as you like before retiring beneath the shaded embrace of the provided umbrella and beach chairs (a $24 value). The standard $10 parking fee is waived for Groupon customers, who can deposit their vehicles at the neighboring Pierview Hotel & Suites.