Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with today's Groupon to Adventures Boat Rentals in Newport Beach. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a 90-minute electric boat rental Monday–Friday (a $120 value).
For $59, you get a 90-minute electric boat rental Saturday or Sunday (a $120 value).

Adventures Boat Rentals provides a wide variety of wave-faring watercrafts for cruising the temperate waters of Newport Harbor. Captain an electric-powered vessel while drinking in the scenery surrounding Newport Beach or volunteer as first mate and lecture fellow crew members about the dangers of scurvy. The Duffy-brand electric boats navigate waterways with zero emissions and shelter up to 12 passengers beneath the shade of a canopy. Life jackets are included with the boat, ensuring swim-shy sailors and shipmates born with leaden bones that they will have a safe seafaring experience. Eating is permitted on board, though passengers lacking prodigious harpooning skills should bring their own pre-speared snacks or wait to go on an after-voyage feast at one of the nearby restaurants.