Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with today’s Groupon to Adventures Boat Rentals in Newport Beach. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a 90-minute electric-boat rental, redeemable Monday–Thursday (a $120 value).
• For $59, you get a 90-minute electric-boat rental, redeemable any day of the week (a $120 value).<p>

Adventures Boat Rentals provides wave-faring watercrafts for cruising the temperate waters of Newport Harbor. Captain an electric-powered vessel while drinking in the scenery surrounding Newport Beach or volunteer as first mate and lecture fellow crew members about the dangers of scurvy. The Duffy-brand electric boats navigate waterways with zero emissions and shelter up to 12 passengers beneath the shade of a canopy. Included life jackets protect seafarers in case they fall overboard or accidentally take a bath in wet cement. Eating is permitted onboard, though passengers lacking prodigious harpooning skills should bring their own prespeared snacks or wait to go on an after-voyage feast at one of the nearby restaurants.