Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today’s Groupon to Aesthetic Allure in Brooklyn. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (a $240 value). Click here for a list of available treatment areas.

• For $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (a $960 value). Click here for a list of available treatment areas.

• For $169, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on a large body area (an $1,800 value). Click here for a list of available treatment areas.

• For $999, you get six laser hair-removal treatments valid for the entire body (a $3,000 value).

Aesthetic Allure’s experienced laser technicians negate the razor’s reason for being with FDA-approved laser hair-removal treatments using Candela’s GentleLase and Cynosure’s Elite laser. Specialists select the best light source for the client’s skin type before shining intense pulses into hair follicles, razing tufts like a bulldozer set upon a stoic gingerbread house as they make small treatment areas smooth in as little as 15 minutes. Patients are kept comfortable during the procedure with the SmartCool chiller, which quickly lowers skin temperature without uncomfortable imagination exercises involving naked dogsledding excursions. Treatment providers can also apply numbing cream for added comfort. Upon entering the corinthian-columned waiting area, guests unwind in modern leather chairs while reading resignation letters from defeated hair strands.