A glowing smile charms irritable librarians, stern highway-patrol officers, and judges with highfalutin ideas about driving through the library. Flaunt your beaming beauty with today’s Groupon to Afam Dental Associates in Brooklyn. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get one one-hour Zoom! whitening treatments (a $700 value).
• For $179, you get two one-hour Zoom! whitening treatments (a $1,400 value).<p>

Afam Dental Associates’ experienced staff brightens smiles with Zoom! whitening treatments in a sleek, modern office outfitted with some of the latest dental technologies. During a consultation, dentists scrutinize mouths to determine if the Zoom! treatment is appropriate or whether grins require a full cleaning or congressional pardon before beginning the in-office procedure. Technicians paint eager chompers with a specially formulated whitening gel, and patients kick back and relax for an hour as teeth bask beneath the Zoom! light’s warm glow. Under the light, hydrogen peroxide in the gel breaks down into oxygen, which gently scrubs away surface stains, turning teeth into shining beacons guiding wayward bacon to satisfied bellies. Teeth become up to eight shades brighter and generally last for four months, so customers who choose today’s second option can use their second treatment to extend brightened grins or share the session with a friend or loved one.