Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.

$28 for a Two-Hour River Cruise with Onboard Fashion Show, Glass of Wine, and $50 Gift Certificate Toward Jewelry ($82 Value)

Purchasers choose cruises on September 12, 19, 27, or October 3. Boarding begins at 6:30 p.m., and the boat departs at 7 p.m. Fall foliage along the St. Croix River creates a scenic backdrop for a two-hour cruise and jewelry fashion show. This Groupon includes admission, one glass of wine, and a $50 gift certificate toward jewelry from R.F. Moeller Jewelers.

Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines

Crisp air, stunning foliage, and on-deck entertainment: these are just a few of the amenities that can be enjoyed from onboard Afton-Hudson Cruise Lines’ fleet. Guests leisurely cruise down the St. Croix River on the Grand Duchess, Afton Princess, or Sweet Afton, dining from a buffet prepared by the Afton House Inn restaurant. Excursions carry a variety of themes, from comedy dinner cruises with sets by standup comedians to Treasure Island Casino tours with sets from standup Long John Silvers. Vessels may also be rented to accommodate private events and occasions.