Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on the same small area from Agape Day Spa in New Braunfels (a $567 value). Click here for valid treatment areas.

Agape Day Spa’s seasoned beautifiers ratchet up guest-gussying glamour with a catalog of services that includes microdermabrasion, teeth whitening, facials, and massages. Zap away unwanted fuzz with laser hair-removal treatments calibrated based on each individual's skin and hair types. The spa's thorough laser FAQ and overview arm clients with preconsultation wisdom, and a test zap ensures effectiveness. As a cooling mechanism keeps skin comfortable, pulses of light energy dissolve hairs down to the root and help prevent regrowth by feeding young follicles cups of coffee.

Though Agape Day Spa offers a September discount on laser treatment, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.