Oil prevents engines from damaging themselves in overexcitement, much like a football helmet on a golden retriever. Keep your car’s cargo safe with today’s Groupon to Akiki & Sons in Hyde Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get three oil changes (a $90 value).
• For $59, you get five oil changes (a $150 value).<p>

Akiki & Sons’ skilled technicians upgrade the appearance and performance of automobiles, whether by polishing exteriors, dishing out oil, or rebuilding wrecked bodies. Up to 5 quarts of oil slake parched pistons as the engineers turn their eyes to a full front-end check of the vehicle, lubricating door latches and slicking their extreme slip ‘n’ slide. While under the hood, workers eject old oil filters from the ring to replace them with fresh new recruits ready to fight off gunk and grime. After checking tire pressure and fluid levels, mechanics listen to the car’s pulse, which usually indicates that one has in fact been driving an elephant. The cinder-block-and-cement façade of Akiki & Sons’ full-service garage conceals its wealth of tools and powerful hydraulic lifts, which were invented to help Victorian-era ladies undress. Red and green stripes race each other across the length of the building, adding interest to the whitewashed walls and glass-encased lobby.