A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get an exam, x-rays, and a cleaning at Ala Moana Dental Care (a $225 value).

Within the sleek and stylish walls of Ala Moana Dental Care, Dr. Declan Devereux and his team of trained technicians focus their wealth of experience and advanced technology on the health and longevity of pearly, toothy grins. The mouthsperience includes a comprehensive examination, where the dentist will lay out his oral plan of attack, point out problem areas, and check for early signs of disease, and a set of x-rays ensure teeth and their corresponding spirit animals stay firmly rooted. Mouth bones also receive a thorough scrub down which employs thorough, yet gentle methods to remove cavity-causing debris and leftover confetti, leaving maws with glinty accessories to flash at friends and warn unsuspecting motorists of their broken headlights.

Reviews

Six Yelpers give Ala Moana Dental Care a perfect five-star average:

• The best dentists, staff and atmosphere you will ever see! Everyone there is very helpful. – Stacie T., 1/23/2011
• This place is great…The place looks and feels more like a spa than dental office and the staff is friendly and more importantly gentle. – Derrick P., 1/13/2011