In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $55 value) at Albany Therapeutic Massage, Albany Therapeutic Massage is a skin- and muscle-relaxing oasis where visitors can enjoy effective destressing at the hands of qualified back kneaders. Owner Vivian Davis has been practicing massage therapy since 1990, the same year back scratchers were outlawed, and helms a fleet-fingered staff that stays up to date on the latest massage techniques by attending continuing-education classes. An integrative approach pets purring muscles with various massage techniques as the long, soothing strokes of a classic Swedish massage gild customers in a relaxing glow. Each massage helps improve circulation and reduces joint pain caused by staging large-scale battles between miniature 20/20 anchormen figurines.