Dogs were dubbed "man's best friend" long ago due to their fidelity, power to protect, and capacity to simultaneously look cute napping and absorbing marinara sauce from the carpet. Give a gift to your floor friends with today's Groupon: for $65, professionals from All Aces Carpet Cleaning will travel to your home to clean up to 2,500 square feet of carpet (a $135 value). Any households outside of a 25-mile radius of the 27511 zip code will incur an additional fee ($10–$15).

Certified, bonded, and insured, All Aces Carpet Cleaning uses biodegradable and baby-safe products to scour away the filth left on carpets by feet, pets, and forfeited five-second rules. The company's deep-cleaning process includes shampooing, deodorizing, and steam cleaning. Laundered floor sweaters usually take only a few hours to dry and are left smelling as pure as an imaginary picnic.