Picnic wine stains are easily cleaned off the grass by rain, but dining-room wine stains can only be removed by mowing the carpet. Avoid waiting for carpet fibers to regrow with today's Groupon: for $50, you get 250 square feet of carpet cleaning from All American Professional Carpet Care (a $100 value).

All American’s mobile cleaning crews clear stains from Greensboro flooring using truck-mounted steam-powered cleaning equipment and biodegradable cleansers. The roughly two-hour treatment cleanses and deodorizes carpet, then applies a protective layer of Scotchgard to shield sensitive fibers from the slings and arrows of outrageous juice spills. All American combats grime with a hot-water extraction process that digs deep into floor-hair to root out stains in the shape of Gorbachev's face, adjusting heat and water flow to safely de-gunk even delicate carpets and rugs.