Until the government opens up the Torngat Mountains for storage purposes, Canadians have nowhere to stash a painful plethora of never-sent love letters and never-opened utility bills. Position possessions in new nests with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $100 worth of storage services and supplies from All Canadian Self-Storage. This Groupon is valid for redemption at the All Canadian Self-Storage locations in Toronto Centre, Scarborough, Lakeshore West, and Brantford. This Groupon can be applied toward any unit 5' by 10' in size or larger and is also valid toward mobile-storage services.

All Canadian Self-Storage offers its clients the convenience of self-storage, giving outgrown clothes, holiday decorations, and top-secret dossiers on alien landings a new home away from home. Storage-unit sizes vary by location—the Toronto Centre location, for instance, boasts units up to 800 square feet, and Brantford's options top out at 600 square feet. Prices per unit also vary by location, but the average cost of a 5’ by 10’ unit is around $103 (unheated) or $110 (heated) per month. And though the Toronto Centre location is the only All Canadian Self-Storage facility to offer drive-thru services allowing customers to navigate their vehicles directly into the building, all the All Canadian Self-Storage facilities boast seven-day access, full security features, and a gremlin-free environment.

If you're moving or need your stored stuff delivered, you can also use your Groupon toward mobile-storage services ($145 per month on average, including tax and insurance) and moving supplies (boxes usually range from $1.99 to $3.99 and locks for $7.99; prices vary by location). Use the storage calculator to estimate the amount of room you'll need for your cache of pirate gold, and contact All Canadian Self-Storage to set up luxurious lodgings for inanimate objects.

This Groupon is for new customers only and cannot be used toward U-Haul rental.