Like gummy vitamins, baby formula, and intense sibling rivalry, the satisfaction of a surprise squirt-gun attack is something fully developed humans never outgrow. Indulge your inner or real child with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a five-attraction pass at All Star Adventures or All Star Sports (up to a $30 value). This Groupon is valid for miniature golf, go-karts, and bumper-car rides at All Star Adventures or miniature golf, go-karts, bumper boats, and laser tag at All Star Sports.

The spectrum of silliness is fully showcased at both All Star Wichita locations, which are open for safe, family-fueled fun seven days a week. Race on go-karts in front of NASCAR-scout audiences, put the cosmic freeze on frenemies with laser tag (All Star Adventures only), rule the high seas or highways in bumper cars or boats, or saunter and swing on the mini-golf course. Attempt each feat once before going back for one last round of your favorite activity, or use them all to stage a five-act go-kart revival of your least favorite Ibsen play. The freedom of choice applies to how you use your five attractions; however, you must expunge the fun out of this frenetic free-for-all in a single visit, making it a convenient way to happily exhaust overenergized tweens and sugar-stimulated tots. Check out the park's hours before going to see which attractions are open.

Amusement parks are a more active alternative to screen-heavy childhood hobbies such as text messaging, video games, and office temping. Get this Groupon to burn calories, bond with the family, or show off an expertise in mini golf normally achieved only by incredible shrinking PGA pros.