Like gummy vitamins, baby formula, and sibling rivalry, the satisfaction of a surprise squirt-gun attack is something fully developed humans never outgrow. Indulge your inner or real child with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a five-attraction pass at All Star Adventures or All Star Sports (up to a $30 value). This Groupon is valid for miniature golf, go-karts, and bumper-car rides at All Star Adventures or miniature golf, go-karts, bumper boats, and laser tag at All Star Sports.

The spectrum of silliness is fully showcased at both All Star Wichita locations, which are open for safe, family-friendly fun seven days a week. Visitors can race on go-karts in front of NASCAR-scout audiences, put the cosmic freeze on frenemies with laser tag, rule the high seas or highways in bumper cars or boats, or saunter and swing through 18 holes of mini golf. The freedom of choice applies to how guests use their five passes—attempt each feat once before redeeming any remaining passes for your favorite activity, or use all your passes to stage a five-act go-kart revival of your least favorite Ibsen play.