Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a 60-minute spa package from Amazing Touch, doing business at Athena Day Spa in Vancouver (a $140 value). Package services include a peppermint seaweed body wrap (a $75 value), a cellulite massage upgrade (a $20 value), a reflexology session (a $35 value), an eye treatment (a $5 value), and aromatherapy (a $5 value).

Within the warm tranquility of Athena Day Spa, Kelly, a skilled massage therapist, rejuvenates muscles and minds by way of therapeutic massage, reflexology, and deep-tissue muscle work. Book an afternoon of beauty services that begins with the cooling flush of a peppermint body wrap, accented by freshly harvested seaweed to stimulate skin and attract mer-mates. As skin detoxifies amid minty, mineral tingles, bodies decompress in the nourishing afterglow of natural rejuvenation. Contour epidermal draping with a cellulite massage upgrade that tightens the appearance of fleshy foundations before pressure-pointed reflexology works to change clients' kinetic flow. During treatments, a blend of aromatic oils sedates senses before a finishing eye treatment reduces swelling around sockets, reinvigorating ocular wells with the kind of pluck rivaled only by banjos. Package upgrades are available for additional fees.

Reviews

Citysearchers give Athena Day Spa a four-star average rating:

• It was so dee-lish! and not to mention clean and a grade A job! All i can say is THANK YOU ATHENA. Your staff made my day there wonderful and I will be back very soon. – AmberRain, Citysearch
• I love the people that work there. All are very caring and helpful. – babycakee0712, Citysearch