Limos are traditionally used by the very wealthy, the very famous, or the very tired tall people who need to lie down. Spread out legs in style with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 toward any service from American Coach Limousine.

The charming chauffeurs at American Coach Limousine direct well-appointed chariots to transport travelers from the airport to business conferences, from prom to the after-party, and anywhere in between. Whether you’re alone and seeking a solitary cruise or an agent for clowns that misplaced their funny car, the fleet harbors sedans, stretch limos, mini buses, motor coaches, and vans. Frequent fliers can enlist friendly airport service ($30+ from O'Hare or Midway to downtown Chicago). Meanwhile, the 18-passenger mini bus holds a DVD player and stereo system within ($110 an hour; three-hour minimum), perfect for dance-party peace pacts between rival baseball teams. Packages abound for weddings, proms, and concert events, ensuring merry migrants safe passage for renewing nuptials or celebrating the stage adaptation of Wayne's World. Voyagers with varied destinations veer toward hourly rates to find a vehicle that fits their needs and itinerary.

The experienced chauffeurs preserve their navigational prowess by refreshing their driving know-how every six months. Soda and water accompany many packages, and some event packages include champagne or beer.