Walking has bored mankind since it graduated to two legs, leading to inventions such as moving sidewalks, pogo sticks, and Rideabear.com. Take the yawn out of your mobile life with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of shoes, shirts, decks, and more at Anonymous Skateboard Shop on Sidney Road.

Anonymous Skateboard Shop rolls out style for skateboard enthusiasts, along with all the skateboarding equipment needed to rip. In addition to apparel, more than 100 different styles of shoes stock the shelves, including brands such as Adidas, DC, Habitat, Vans, and Nike SB. One of the largest selections of skateboards and accessories in Cincinnati lures rippers inside.

Grab a new Krew T-shirt ($20), or give your board a firm footshake by wearing Vans sneakers ($45–$85). Score an Anonymous shop deck ($30) and invoke envy with a new Creature deck with grip ($50), or get fitted out with a complete Death Wish skateboard ($65–$110), which you are allowed to take along with you to the afterlife.

An in-store skateboard ramp entices skateboarders to try out new wheels, and a casual vibe complete with vending machines and popping colors pervades the shop. The sleek concrete and wood décor reminds skateboarders of their pleasant skateboarding dreams, in which all surfaces are smooth, all skateboarding is legal, and no pair of pants ever falls down on the halfpipe.

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