If hair could talk, it would have a mouth, transforming stylish head wraps into cruel mufflers and skinny headbands into orthodontia. Today's Groupon gives hair a voice without the expensive dental upkeep: for $67, you get a men’s or women’s hair cut and blow dry at Antonio Prieto Salon (up to a $135 value). This Groupon cannot be used toward haircuts by Antonio Prieto himself.

Antonio Prieto Salon emphasizes personality and personalization in its treatments, ensuring that clients receive cuts and styles crafted to their own individual features and preferences. Schedule an appointment with a principal stylist (a $125 value) or an educational director (a $135 value) who knows how to snip, dry, and charm the most distraught bristles, frizzies, and Medusa head-snakes. Your master hair shaman will sense your innermost hair-yearnings, then carefully direct scissors in tune with your thoughts and dreams, letting creative forces flow wildly onto your scalp for a haircut that revolutionizes the way you look in the mirror—inside and out. Afterward, in the streets, you might find that your magnificent mane busts the binds of its bowler hat and leaps into sunshine, dappling the dark alleyways of careless coiffeurs.

The salon, with its stone walls and mod chairs, boasts a warm and modern atmosphere where tresses can relax as they are brushed, coddled, and generally fawned over by the experienced staff. Get a new fall ’do or touch up wayward burns and bangs with the experienced hair work of Antonio Prieto Salon. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.

The salon is closed on Mondays.

Reviews

Antonio Prieto Salon has received a great deal of press, including items in Vanity Fair and on Style.com. Yelpers and more than 200 Citysearchers give it a 4.5-star average:

• Influenced by punk bands in the early 80s, groomer Antonio Prieto has kept his passion for the beauty industry alive over the last 25 years – Vanity Fair
• Of course, I was very pleased with the immediate results, but then noticed that the cut grew out really well too. My friends noticed too! – erin2, Citysearch