People go to great lengths to achieve weight-loss goals, with plans that always seem to include a strict helium diet administered by a dirigible pilot. Expurgate unwanted weight without floating away with today's Groupon to Bella Medical Spa in Clarksville. Choose between the following options:

For $999, you get one Aqualipo procedure for a small area (a $3,500 value). Choose from the following areas:

• Chin
• Upper abdomen
Lower abdomen

• For $1,499, you get one Aqualipo procedure for a large area (a $5,500 value). Choose from the following areas:

  • Love handles
  • Outer thighs
  • Inner thighs
  • Hips
  • Arms
  • Bra line
    
    

The certified staff at Bella Med Spa sculpts clients' figures with Aqualipo, a water-based fat-removal system that sneaks under the skin to steal away lipid collections from designated body regions. During each procedure, a cosmetic surgeon photographs, marks, and sketches abstract self-portraits on the client's problem area before applying a local anesthetic and cutting a small incision to reach the fat layer. The procedure typically lasts between 30 and 45 minutes, and since it requires no general anesthesia, most patients are discharged 15 minutes after the surgery, free to go about their daily business. Plus, clients can expect more instant results and less intense side effects—such as swelling, bruising, and uncontrollably acting out scenes from Flashdance —than those caused by conventional liposuction procedures.