The Venus de Mozzarella stands as one of art's most enticing dairy-based creations, second only to the Swisstine Chapel and The Last Supper that had Lots of Cheese at It. Celebrate further milky masterpieces with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of artisanal cheese and charcuterie at Arrowine, located in Arlington.

Arrowine is a heavenly haven for dairy-and-meat buffs, boasting a selection of more than 100 international cheeses and a European-heavy selection of savory charcuterie. Cheese delicacies include the Abbaye de Belloc, a sheep's milk cheese that's handmade by Benedictine Monks in the French Pyrenees in conjunction with star-sheep on the International Space Station ($13.49/.5 lb.). Pair your mountain of crackers with Napf Kase, a creamy mountain cheese ($12.49/lb.), or excuse your stomach while it kisses the sky with a wheel of Purple Haze from Northern California ($7.99). Feel free to ask Arrowine's friendly staff to sample this week's specials, so you can taste some of the shop's vast varieties—from soft-ripened, to semi-soft, to washed-rind—before you buy.

This deal is also good for Arrowine's fine selection of cured and fresh meats. Grab a couple of pounds of salami ($11.99–$31.99/lb.) for scintillating sandwich consumption, or pique the palates of pals with pâté ($5.99/5 oz.). With Spanish jamón, Italian prosciutto, and French-steamed ham, Arrowine has the wide array of meat needed to satisfy the United Nations delegation inexplicably arguing in your front yard.