The benefits of employing a clay sculptor to smooth out bodily problem areas are outweighed by the incessant horde of collectors constantly appraising your avant-garde kneecap noses. Invest in a less bohemian means of body contouring with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three noninvasive body-contouring and cellulite treatments (a $750 value) at one of Athenix Body Sculpting Institute’s three California locations in Irvine, Pasadena, and Fresno. Patients can choose from the following treatment areas: abdomen, outer thighs, inner thighs, back of thighs, front of thighs, or buttocks. The three treatments are scheduled one week apart, and must be done on the same area.

Athenix’s staff of board-certified plastic and cosmetic surgeons and body-contouring specialists helps mold patients into smoother, slimmer, less-dimpled versions of themselves. With the help of the FDA-approved VelaShape contouring device, friendly technicians safely purge derma dents by combining infrared light energy with specially designed rollers to treat both the upper layers of skin and the deeper, more philosophical tissues without the side effects of invasive surgery. By minimizing the size of fat cells and their chambers, VelaShape can produce long-lasting results, guaranteeing a well-tailored birthday suit that can be worn from season to season.

Because VelaShape is noninvasive, there is no downtime after the procedure, allowing patients to immediately return to work, school, and competitive-staring practice. Patients can expect to see gradual results at first, with dramatic differences beginning after six sessions. Athenix guarantees that if any patient is not 100% satisfied, he or she can opt to use this Groupon’s entire value ($750) toward Athenix’s microbody contouring treatment (three-area minimum), ensuring skin is trimmed to individual satisfaction.