Lewis and Clark were both hobbled during their great expedition—Clark from resentment at his second billing and Lewis from a lego slipped into his hiking boot by Clark. Enjoy noncompetitive nature excursions with this Groupon from ATV Swamp Tour in LaPlace. Choose between the following options:

• For $79, you get a weekday ATV-rental package valid Monday–Thursday (a $197 value).
For $109, you get a weekend ATV-rental package valid Friday–Sunday (a $237 value).

Each rental package includes:

• An ATV rental (an $89 value on weekdays; a $129 value on weekends)
• Online photo of your outing (a $65 value)
• Fuel (a $25 value)
Insurance (an $18 value)

Riders must be 18 years old or older to rent and 16 years old or older to drive. Riders aged 12 or older may be passengers in two-seated ATVs.

A fleet of single-rider Honda ATVs and two-seater Polaris RZRs leaves a wake of gleeful shouts from riders of all experience levels on hour-and-a-half to 2-hour tours of New Orleans' swamplands and bayous. The shop's crew of grizzled quad wranglers accouters greenhorns in the requisite helmet, boots, hats, eye protection, and honorary sheriff's badge and gives ATV 101 lessons to ensure safety on excursions.

After learning the ropes, pedals, and buttons, mud sprayers traverse a winding knot of paths, defiant with varied, challenging terrain that's home to gators and other swamp beasts. Immediately following murk-splattered adventures, the staff uploads a photo of the trip, immortalizing swampy conquests and historic accords with fresh air. The easygoing four-wheel masters arrange tours seven days a week and schedule according to clients' needs.