Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Aurora Massage in Pigeon Forge. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get a one-hour massage (up to an $85 value).
• For $60, you get a one-hour Tranquility for Two couple's massage (a $160 value).

Relax inside Aurora Massage's calming confines during a one-hour massage, or bring a friend to enjoy side-by-side soothing with the Tranquility for Two treatment. Both options tame tension using your choice of techniques, including Swedish, deep-tissue, or hot-stone massage. Unwind with a full-body Swedish massage as Aurora's experienced therapists melt muscles and gently knead away knots. A deep-tissue massage relieves chronic aches and pains, and the hot-stone massage improves circulation and increases overall peacefulness to restore your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed.