Neglected cars try to escape their owners by parking in tow zones or running away from their garages to join the demolition derby. Keep custody of your car with today's Groupon to Auto Oasis. Choose from the following options:

• For $29, you get three Works car washes (a $59.97 value).
For $59, you get six Works car washes (a $119.94 value).

The team at Auto Oasis blasts grime, gunk, and goo off automobiles inside a 120-foot tunnel. During the Works wash, roadweary cars bathe in a rich lather, which washes away weather wear and highway dust. Soiled wagons receive an oasis wash that includes a shower, vacuum, towel dry, window cleaning, and a wiping of the doorjambs and dashboard, at which science has shown 88% of police officers stare blankly during stakeouts. As they meander down the 120-foot tunnel, motor coaches encounter soft chamois-cloth clouds and a Rain-X arch, which cleanses exteriors and clarifies undercarriages, eliminating rust-causing grime. Dust, pebbles, and pylons dissolve away during the deluxe wheel cleaning and Simoniz tire dressing. Autos emerge shining from a Blue Coral triple polish and clear-coat protectant and smelling clean with a dash of refreshing fragrance. The Works wash includes a vacuuming of the interior that takes 15–20 minutes, the same time it takes a feather to travel from the top of a skyscraper to the head of a frill-averse businessman walking below.