In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage (a $75 value) at Awaken Spa on South Coulter Street. The certified therapists and aestheticians at Awaken Spa specialize in a wide range of luxurious spa treatments, including massages, facials, laser hair removal, and more. During your 60 minutes of Swedish-style massage, light to medium pressure helps relieve tension and melt away the stress caused by quotidian routines and dreams where you hit the ground before waking up.

Reviews

CityVoters rated Awaken Spa one of the Best Day Spas in the city in 2009.