Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Fight the powers that be with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 25 units of Botox in one area at Bair Medical Spa (a $325 value).

The skin specialists at Bair Medical Spa revitalize faces with nonsurgical Botox injections in a safe and professional setting that helped earn the skin center the title of Best Medical Spa from Albuquerque The Magazine in 2010. Owner and operator Dr. Bair and nurses Beth O’Leary and Kim Brown inject 25 units of Botox into regions around the mouth, eyes, brow, forehead, or neck, lessening the appearance of wrinkles caused by smiling too broadly at public transit officials. The quick session brings about smoother skin within a few days, with results lasting up to four months. In addition to treating patients, Dr. Bair educates other physicians on effective Botox injection techniques, backed by his extensive treatment experience and excellent grasp of the metric system.

Inside the med spa, clients relax in the company of caramel-colored walls, a kiva-style fireplace, and velvety armchairs that coax bodies into a relaxed state of being as they wait while the zigzag pattern of a Southwestern area rug underfoot transfixes restless legs.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.