Hairless body surfaces help people shave seconds off bobsled starts, outswim dolphins, and make easier escapes from clingy shower curtains. Increase epidermal abilities with today’s Groupon for laser hair-removal treatments at Balle Bliss Luxury Medical Spa in Cypress. Click here for a list of valid areas and sizes. Choose from the following options:

• For $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a small-sized area (up to an $825 value).
• For $299, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a medium-sized area (up to a $900 value).
• For $499, you get three laser hair-removal treatments on a large-sized area (up to a $1,150 value).

Armed with modern Alma Lasers, Balle Bliss’s experienced technicians zap away follicular forests during speedy hair-removal treatments. Each long-pulse, high-energy laser sends a gentle beam of light speeding through the skin’s subsurface layers, directly targeting hair follicles. Sculpt bikini lines, restore smoothness to stiff upper lips, or nix sideburns in protest of Chester A. Arthur’s selection as America’s Hunkiest President. Medium-sized areas, such as shoulders, cheeks, and overripe mangoes, can also undergo de-fuzzing, and were-folk can preemptively depilate their entire faces in anticipation of the next full moon. Since six treatments are generally required for maximum results, customers may buy up to two Groupons.

Overseeing individualized attention and complimentary consultations, Dr. Guljeet Sohal stays in tune with the aesthetic treatments of every patient at Balle Bliss Luxury Medical Spa. Through her extensive experience as chief resident at Baylor College of Medicine, Dr. Sohal learned that, like finding the person who overfed your canary, the practice of medicine is personal.