Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, the laser has also proven useful in a variety of cosmetic applications. Today's deal lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed super-weapon: for $169, men and women get one of six cosmetic laser treatments (up to a $1,200 value, depending on the area and treatment choice) at Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center in Catonsville. Call ahead to schedule your appointment and be prepared to provide your Groupon ID number.

Dr. William Dando and Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center's team of fully trained specialists and technicians will perform your choice of the following treatments:

• Advanced teeth-whitening systems: Turn your pearlies into back-up searchlights with two 20-minute teeth-whitening sessions, which will use a blue laser light that can comfortably boost even the most sensitive of teeth by 3–10 shades of white (a $300 value).
• Any three skin-tightening treatments: Smooth out small-to-medium wrinkles without the use of a trowel or clothespins with the help of a collagen-restoring laser (up to a $1,200 value).
• Three hair-removal treatments for women: Clear the follicular clutter from one of the following areas: underarms, lower legs, basic bikini line, upper lip, chin, sideburns and cheeks, neck (anterior or posterior), or feet and toes (up to a $930 value).
• Three hair-removal treatments for men: Choose from top of shoulders, upper chest, upper or lower back, feet and toes, or face including beard (up to a $990 value).
• Three stretch-mark or scar-reduction treatments: Reduce physical signs that you either had a baby or lost a fight with a baby (up to a $1,200 value, depending on the area and size).
• $600 Worth of credit for SmartLipo: SmartLipo uses a laser to rupture fat cells while a surgeon drains the resulting oily liquid with a small incision, causing less swelling, bleeding, and bruising than traditional liposuction.

This Groupon is valid for new clients only or for existing patients that haven't been treated within the year. First treatment must be booked by June 11, 2011. Maximum one Groupon per option, may purchase multiples for different treatments.

Reviews

Though there are few online reviews, four Google Maps users give Baltimore Cosmetic Laser Center a perfect five-star rating:

• The staff will help you have the most comfortable and pain-free treatment possible. – Amy
• …honestly they do the best work around. I've had multiple injections of filler and line remover from Dr. Dando, Laser from Carol for hair removal and skin tightening and am very satisfied. It's nice to be able to feel comfortable receiving treatment from someone who you know will give you their full attention for your questions and concerns. – Andy