Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s deal: for $49, you get one of two tanning packages (each valued at $120) at Bare Necessities Tanning Salon & Day Spa. With more than 25 years of combined experience on-staff, this locally owned, family-run salon has all the beds, sprays, and products to kick your skin into high contrast with white picket fences. Your Groupon is good for one of the following two packages:

• 10 sessions on a Solaris level 2 tanning bed, plus one session on a Rejuvasun light-therapy bed
• Four sessions of sunless spray tanning

If you opt to take your tan lying down, you'll enjoy the comforts of the Solaris, a level 2 tanning bed lined with 42 lamps, three high-pressure facial lamps, and an adjustable body fan to soothe your body and mind and any remoras that have fastened themselves to your body. The Solaris carries a recommended dosage of two to three 15-minute sessions each week, which means that your Groupon loosely translates to a month of summer coats. This package also comes with one session in the Rejuvasun bed, a light-therapy system featuring LED lights that emit low-energy light pulses—helping skin appear younger, fresher, and dreamier. Though a single session may not give you a full-blown Miami tuxedo, it will help you secure a base tan or potential life partner.

Time-crunched tanners, meanwhile, can feed their dark side by breezing through the gentle mist of sunless tanning. Each 30-minute spray session—administered by the hand of a diligent, trained Bare Necessities technician—provides nook-and-cranny detailing without any orange aftermath. Results typically last seven to 10 days and can be optimized through the use of moisturizers, celestial camping trips, and iambic pentameter.

Both packages provide enough sessions to tickle you tan for a month or more, so choose wisely and tan even more wiselier with today's Groupon to Bare Necessities.

Walk-ins are welcome for regular tanning beds, but spray tanning is available by appointment only.