Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; canoe riders, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer an unstealable vessel with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a four- to five-mile canoe ride for two from Barefoot Canoe in West Milton (a $28 value). Barefoot Canoe is open weekends in April and May, and seven days a week in June and July.

Offering tantalizing trips down the Stillwater River, Barefoot Canoe paddles patrons back into nature with safe, stimulating rides. Aquatic explorers will be transported to (and from) the river by Barefoot’s buses before embarking upon an approximately two-hour four- to five-mile voyage. The company provides paddles and life jackets, though guests must tote their own opossum-baiting bark jerky. Duos drift along serene currents and take in scenic views, traversing through minor waterfalls and posting flags upon intriguing landmasses. Today’s Groupon is good for two congenial paddlers, but partakers may add a child under 12 for $4 (each canoe seats three).

If redeemed before 5/1/11, please bring cash for any additional expenditures, as credit cards are not accepted until after this date.