Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get five hours of a paddleboard, canoe, kayak, or paddleboat rental at Bass Lake Water Sports in Bass Lake (a $50 value). Though Bass Lake Water Sports offers a coupon on their website, this Groupon still gets you the best deal.

The enthusiastic staff at Bass Lake Water Sports furnishes a fleet of water-recreation vessels that are ideal for friends and familial units bound for five-hour H2O excursions. Get vertical on a paddleboard, balancing atop its smooth surface while using the long oar to bop back-talking waves on their heads. Canoes and kayaks slice through the lake's pristine waters and provide boaters with ample glimpses of the surrounding scenery, and paddleboats encourage leg muscles to propel them on an aqueous jaunt toward meet-and-greets with watercraft-loving otters. The five-hour rental time allows partakers ample opportunity to exercise as well as relax, much like running a marathon before watching a movie marathon.