Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon to Beach Bum Tanning, good at 6 locations. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get one customized airbrush tan (up to a $45 value).
• For $30, you get one week of unlimited tans from any of Beach Bum’s tanning beds (up to a $69 value).

Beach Bum Tanning's board-certified consultants speak with each client beforehand to determine the best tanning method for their golden-hued goals, allowing bronzed butterflies to emerge from their cocoons with a natural glow free of overexposure. The salon's Star Trekkian tanning beds come with features such as climate control, cool misting sprays, aromatic fragrances, and MP3 player inputs, and some beds are even open to the air to cut down on claustrophobia. As an alternative to tanning beds, the time-crunched can undergo an airbrush tanning that sun-gods skin without exposure to unforgiving UV rays or harsh Friar's Club roasts. Using a combination of fine-point- and wide-point-guided guns, Beach Bum's certified airbrush artists will shade and contour a custom-tinted tan to your body's curves, bends, and highway overpasses.

Reviews

Eight Citysearchers award the Wayne location of Beach Bum Tanning an average of 4.5 stars, and three Insider Pagers give the Paramus location a 4.3-star average:

• Very clean environment and a large beautiful store! Extremely friendly and helpful staff. Rooms are large and spacious and beds give you the best results imaginable! – alice928, Citysearch, Wayne location
• I love this tanning place. It is very clean and organized, I have never burned from this place either. I love the bronze color after just a few sessions. – Lauren S., Insider Pages, Paramus location